G-U-R-F-E-R

Deducting the S from the front of a word and adding a G has become a strong ‘payout’ for the female activists known as surfers.  The recently discovered term ‘Gurfer” one that could only be thought of by a group male surfers. Why? Because no other group with in society have such unimaginative minds, lack a great deal of inelegance and no one has such a bland vocabulary. Of course when I say all this I am talking to a small minority of self centred sex driven male surfers and I do understand there a many out there whom have an acceptable level of respect for women and there chosen activities.  I remain unsure as to what satisfaction they receive out of a six-letter word. Is it their continuously growing ego’s that strike them with such a sexist nature! I believe so. The excess testosterone that follows the Australasian junior series is a prime example of such behaviour. We may not posses such traits as there Friday night ‘fuck buddies’ but as human beings we are on the same level. From this we draw the conclusion that self-centred testosterone is the key success when aiming to increase ego size and dick head status. So honestly boys when your level of maturity begins developing at the same pace as your ego then I will refer to you as men but until then… NO ONE THINKS BIG OF YOU!